Vilts you are bad!
At first when I saw this new thread and your post I thought I should delete it, but that would do no good because it had already been up for an hour and it had a count of 39 views. I then though my only other option is to reply and say that whoever gave you this story was giving you a line and was all wet. While writing that I remembered it seemed like someone else posted a message like this a long time ago. I couldn't remember who or what I did about it though. And then it hit me, that it is April 1st and Vilts is playing a joke. Boy, what a relief that was! I do now remember that it was you playing the same joke a year ago. I'll bet I won't fall for it again next year though!
Did you notice your engraving is not working so well today? I sent some punishment radio signals to your PalmControl last night as well as subliminal voices that will be heard through the tool while you are engraving.